little dorrit-信丽(英文版)-第33章

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'I　want　to　know；'　said　Arthur；　and　repeated　his　case。

Barnacle　junior　stared　at　him　until　his　eye…glass　fell　out；　and　then
put　it　in　again　and　stared　at　him　until　it　fell　out　again。　'You　have
no　right　to　e　this　sort　of　move；'　he　then　observed　with　the　greatest
weakness。　'Look　here。　What　do　you　mean？　You　told　me　you　didn't　know
whether　it　was　public　business　or　not。'

'I　have　now　ascertained　that　it　is　public　business；'　returned　the
suitor；　'and　I　want　to　know'……and　again　repeated　his　monotonous　inquiry。

Its　effect　upon　young　Barnacle　was　to　make　him　repeat　in　a　defenceless
way；　'Look　here！　Upon　my　SOUL　you　mustn't　e　into　the　place　saying　you
want　to　know；　you　know！'　The　effect　of　that　upon　Arthur　Clennam　was
to　make　him　repeat　his　inquiry　in　exactly　the　same　words　and　tone
as　before。　The　effect　of　that　upon　young　Barnacle　was　to　make　him　a
wonderful　spectacle　of　failure　and　helplessness。

'Well；　I　tell　you　what。　Look　here。　You　had　better　try　the　Secretarial
Department；'　he　said　at　last；　sidling　to　the　bell　and　ringing　it。
'Jenkinson；'　to　the　mashed　potatoes　messenger；　'Mr　Wobbler！'

Arthur　Clennam；　who　now　felt　that　he　had　devoted　himself　to　the　storming
of　the　Circumlocution　Office；　and　must　go　through　with　it；　acpanied
the　messenger　to　another　floor　of　the　building；　where　that　functionary
pointed　out　Mr　Wobbler's　room。　He　entered　that　apartment；　and　found　two
gentlemen　sitting　face　to　face　at　a　large　and　easy　desk；　one　of　whom　was
polishing　a　gun…barrel　on　his　pocket…handkerchief；　while　the　other　was
spreading　marmalade　on　bread　with　a　paper…knife。

'Mr　Wobbler？'　inquired　the　suitor。

Both　gentlemen　glanced　at　him；　and　seemed　surprised　at　his　assurance。

'So　he　went；'　said　the　gentleman　with　the　gun…barrel；　who　was　an
extremely　deliberate　speaker；　'down　to　his　cousin's　place；　and　took　the
Dog　with　him　by　rail。　Inestimable　Dog。　Flew　at　the　porter　fellow　when　he
was　put　into　the　dog…box；　and　flew　at　the　guard　when　he　was　taken　out。
He　got　half…a…dozen　fellows　into　a　Barn；　and　a　good　supply　of　Rats；　and
timed　the　Dog。　Finding　the　Dog　able　to　do　it　immensely；　made　the　match；
and　heavily　backed　the　Dog。　When　the　match　came　off；　some　devil　of
a　fellow　was　bought　over；　Sir；　Dog　was　made　drunk；　Dog's　master　was
cleaned　out。'

'Mr　Wobbler？'　inquired　the　suitor。

The　gentleman　who　was　spreading　the　marmalade　returned；　without　looking
up　from　that　occupation；　'What　did　he　call　the　Dog？'

'Called　him　Lovely；'　said　the　other　gentleman。　'Said　the　Dog　was　the
perfect　picture　of　the　old　aunt　from　whom　he　had　expectations。　Found　him
particularly　like　her　when　hocussed。'

'Mr　Wobbler？'　said　the　suitor。

Both　gentlemen　laughed　for　some　time。　The　gentleman　with　the　gun…barrel；
considering　it；　on　inspection；　in　a　satisfactory　state；　referred　it　to
the　other；　receiving　confirmation　of　his　views；　he　fitted　it　into　its
place　in　the　case　before　him；　and　took　out　the　stock　and　polished　that；
softly　whistling。

'Mr　Wobbler？'　said　the　suitor。

'What's　the　matter？'　then　said　Mr　Wobbler；　with　his　mouth　full。

'I　want　to　know……'　and　Arthur　Clennam　again　mechanically　set　forth　what
he　wanted　to　know。

'Can't　inform　you；'　observed　Mr　Wobbler；　apparently　to　his　lunch。　'Never
heard　of　it。　Nothing　at　all　to　do　with　it。　Better　try　Mr　Clive；　second
door　on　the　left　in　the　next　passage。'

'Perhaps　he　will　give　me　the　same　answer。'

'Very　likely。　Don't　know　anything　about　it；'　said　Mr　Wobbler。

The　suitor　turned　away　and　had　left　the　room；　when　the　gentleman　with
the　gun　called　out　'Mister！　Hallo！'

He　looked　in　again。

'Shut　the　door　after　you。　You're　letting　in　a　devil　of　a　draught　here！'
A　few　steps　brought　him　to　the　second　door　on　the　left　in　the　next
passage。　In　that　room　he　found　three　gentlemen；　number　one　doing　nothing
particular；　number　two　doing　nothing　particular；　number　three　doing
nothing　particular。　They　seemed；　however；　to　be　more　directly　concerned
than　the　others　had　been　in　the　effective　execution　of　the　great
principle　of　the　office；　as　there　was　an　awful　inner　apartment　with　a
double　door；　in　which　the　Circumlocution　Sages　appeared　to　be　assembled
in　council；　and　out　of　which　there　was　an　imposing　ing　of　papers；
and　into　which　there　was　an　imposing　going　of　papers；　almost　constantly；
wherein　another　gentleman；　number　four；　was　the　active　instrument。

'I　want　to　know；'　said　Arthur　Clennam；……and　again　stated　his　case　in　the
same　barrel…organ　way。　As　number　one　referred　him　to　number　two；　and
as　number　two　referred　him　to　number　three；　he　had　occasion　to　state
it　three　times　before　they　all　referred　him　to　number　four；　to　whom　he
stated　it　again。

Number　four　was　a　vivacious；　well…looking；　well…dressed；　agreeable
young　fellow……he　was　a　Barnacle；　but　on　the　more　sprightly　side　of
the　family……and　he　said　in　an　easy　way；　'Oh！　you　had　better　not　bother
yourself　about　it；　I　think。'

'Not　bother　myself　about　it？'

'No！　I　remend　you　not　to　bother　yourself　about　it。'

This　was　such　a　new　point　of　view　that　Arthur　Clennam　found　himself　at　a
loss　how　to　receive　it。

'You　can　if　you　like。　I　can　give　you　plenty　of　forms　to　fill　up。　Lots　of
'em　here。　You　can　have　a　dozen　if　you　like。　But　you'll　never　go　on　with
it；'　said　number　four。

'Would　it　be　such　hopeless　work？　Excuse　me；　I　am　a　stranger　in　England。'
'I　don't　say　it　would　be　hopeless；'　returned　number　four；　with　a　frank
smile。　'I　don't　express　an　opinion　about　that；　I　only　express　an　opinion
about　you。　I　don't　think　you'd　go　on　with　it。　However；　of　course；　you
can　do　as　you　like。　I　suppose　there　was　a　failure　in　the　performance　of
a　contract；　or　something　of　that　kind；　was　there？'

'I　really　don't　know。'

'Well！　That　you　can　find　out。　Then　you'll　find　out　what　Department　the
contract　was　in；　and　then　you'll　find　out　all　about　it　there。'

'I　beg　your　pardon。　How　shall　I　find　out？'

'Why；　you'll……you'll　ask　till　they　tell　you。　Then　you'll　memorialise
that　Department　（according　to　regular　forms　which　you'll　find　out）　for
leave　to　memorialise　this　Department。　If　you　get　it　（which　you　may　after
a　time）；　that　memorial　must　be　entered　in　that　Department；　sent　to
be　registered　in　this　Department；　sent　back　to　be　signed　by　that
Department；　sent　back　to　be　countersigned　by　this　Department；　and　then
it　will　begin　to　be　regularly　before　that　Department。　You'll　find　out
when　the　business　passes　through　each　of　these　stages　by　asking　at　both
Departments　till　they　tell　you。'

'But　surely　this　is　not　the　way　to　do　the　business；'　Arthur　Clennam
could　not　help　saying。

This　airy　young　Barnacle　was　quite　entertained　by　his　simplicity　in
supposing　for　a　moment　that　it　was。　This　light　in　hand　young　Barnacle
knew　perfectly　that　it　was　not。　This　touch　and　go　young　Barnacle　had
'got　up'　the　Department　in　a　private　secretaryship；　that　he　might
be　ready　for　any　little　bit　of　fat　that　came　to　hand；　and　he　fully
understood　the　Department　to　be　a　politico…diplomatic　hocus　pocus　piece
of　machinery　for　the　assistance　of　the　nobs　in　keeping　off　the
snobs。　This　dashing　young　Barnacle；　in　a　word；　was　likely　to　bee　a
statesman；　and　to　make　a　figure。

'When　the　business　is　regularly　before　that　Department；　whatever　it　is；'
pursued　this　bright　young　Barnacle；　'then　you　can　watch　it　from　time
to　time　through　that　Department。　When　it　es　regularly　before　this
Department；　then　you　must　watch　it　from　time　to　time　through　this
Department。　We　shall　have　to　refer　it　right　and　left；　and　when　we　refer
it　anywhere；　then　you'll　have　to　look　it　up。　When　it　es　back　to　us
at　any　time；　then　you　had　better　look　US　up。　When　it　sticks　anywhere；
you'll　have　to　try　to　give　it　a　jog。　When　you　write　to　another
Department　about　it；　and　then　to　this　Department　about　it；　and　don't
hear　anything　satisfactory　about　it；　why　then　you　had　better……keep　on
writing。'

Arthur　Clennam　looked　very　doubtful　indeed。　'But　I　am　obliged　to　you　at
any　rate；'　said　he；　'for　your　politeness。'

'Not　at　all；'　replied　this　engaging　young　Barnacle。　'Try　the　thing；　and
see　how　you　like　it。　It　will　be　in　your　power　to　give　it　up　at　any　time；
if　you　don't　like　it。　You　had　better　take　a　lot　of　forms　away　with　you。
Give　him　a　lot